Archive for October, 2006

How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot in Any Programming Language

GBJazzMan| October 4, 2006 11:05 am

A hilarious list of ways to shoot yourself in the foot with in many programming languages. If you’re a coder, this is good got a quick laugh.

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Fuck New York

GBJazzMan| October 3, 2006 10:59 pm

Seriously, the Yankees and their fans can all give me slow head. Also, Fox’s commentating crew.

Today, at work, I got the opertunity to bitch out one of my coworkers to my boss. Here’s what happened. We’ve got a new guy and I was incharge of training him. That pissed off one of my coworkers who has this idea that everone get helps besides her. It’s really quite annoying, mainly because it’s a lie.

Anyway, she was making snide comment to me all night, and stupid shit like that. I didn’t care because I don’t really give a fuck as to what she thinks about me. But she crossed the line. Me and the new guy, who was working his second day and knew nothing, were getting our returns from the service desk and she’s up there and start going on a “men are useless, I had to work by myself and blah blah blah.”

She can call me a worthless male as much as she wants, but but the minute she does it infront of the service desk when customers could be present, then I take offense. I was so angry I was shaking. So I talked with my boss, and my coworker will be talked to. Also, to be a dick, and to play this bitch at her own game, I’m going to refer to myself in the third person as “the useless male” whenever possible.

So, I finally installed Half-Life 2. And it is awesome.

Tomorrow, I’m gonna nerd it up big time, coding and playing with linux. I’m gonna try setting up an SSH tunnel on my home machine so I can use AIM in class. ITT has blocked the port that AIM. BUt by using an SSH tunnel to my home machine I should be able to get around this restriction. And also proving that I am leeter that everyone else.

Anyway, in before the buzzer

Hmm. Cheese pretzel thing

GBJazzMan| October 2, 2006 1:01 pm

Those things rule

I apologize for not posting yesterday. Work happened.

I am friggin’ ass tired right now. Not sure why, either, so I’m making myself some coffee in a vein attempt to wake up. I mean, I’m having a hard enough time focusing on writing this post.

Mmmm. Now that’s some good coffee.

People got pissed at me in class today. I got a 98 on the quiz. It’s simple shit too. Okay, simple to me, but how hard is it to not know that monitor is an output device? C’mon. The thing that bugs me is that the prof curves the quizzes and I got a 98. So who got the 100? I think I’ll have to kill them in mortal combat and drink their delicious knowledge.

I forgot how much fun it is to learn perl. I don’t have to goto work until 6 so I’m gonna see how many chapter I can work throught before I have to leave.

So the Tigers blew it, but I like our chances against the Yankees. Their pitching isn’t that good and their defense is suspect. So we’ve got 5 games, 3 in the Bronx, to get this taking care of. If Robertson can steal the game tomorrow, then I think we’ll be sitting pretty.